I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

i saw the craziest thing before. there was a man with one leg, using a crutch, mowing his lawn. i mean i guess if you only have one leg and your grass is long, what else can you do. but it still looked very strange. when it is nice out like this i always want to go camping. if i ever go to hartman's creek i could just use jenny's map because she highlited it. i am eating a peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwich and it is so good. ive decided that cherry 7up is like the best thing in the world right now. yesterday i was talking with this lady at barnes and noble and she used the word perverse and i had no idea what she meant. but i agreed with her anyways and came home and looked it up in my dictionary. and now i am going to start using that word, to make me look smart. its already 1 in the afternoon and i can tell you what i have done so far today - absolutly nothing. oh well. i own a lot of pens. seriously. sincerly guys....i always buy those hair things without the metal in them so they dont get stuck in my hair. i told jenny we should charge people a quarter to sleep on our couch, but she said i was too cheap and we should charge more. so if you are ever thinking about sleeping on our couch, call jenny for a price quote. i wish my ear would heal but it just wont. he put an eyebrow barbell in it and i took the bead off to clean it last night so i just took the whole earing out then i couldnt get it back in and it was bleeding real bad. but then i got it back in and i learned my lesson. dont take your earring out if your ear is swollen because it is real hard to get back in. if i had 3 arms i bet i could type even faster because i would have 15 fingers on the keyboard instead of just 10.