I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

My cell phone is kinda the opposite of working. Its definitely broken. Heres the problem with that: I really cant afford to buy a new phone. Or fix the scratch on my car. Or pay for England. So, here is what is going to happen this week- I am going to recieve a call (on the house phone since my cellular is playing dead), and I am going to find out that I have a rich distant relative who has recently died and left his or her estate to me. Then I could get a new phone, get my car fixed, afford to live here, go to England, go to Hobby Lobby, AND get a mail order husband. just kidding. I am never getting married. I never want to have the pleasure of being in a serious relationship again. Why? Because its lame. Real lame.

We got satalite tv, so me and carrie just watched Reno 911 (even though it was a rerun and i have it on dvd) and south park, and now Sex in the City. I love having tv again.