I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

One saturday morning, George W Bush decided to go out for breakfast with that Vice President guy (I can't remember his name....). The VP orders first, then the waitress asked George Bush what he wanted. He studied the menu and replied with, "I think I will have a quickie." The waitress, completely offended, said "And I thought we finally had a president in office who had morals and family values, not another sex crazed maniac" as she stormed away. The vice president leaned over and said, "They pronounce that 'quiche'."