I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

Wedding Crashers was the funniest movie I have seen in a long time. So funny, in fact, that Jenny undid her pants in the theater so she wasted less time in the bathroom. Jager is not my friend. It left a slight buzzing noise in my left ear all day Saturday. Well I am not completely sure if it was the jager, but I am blaming it on that. It is quite possible. I keep a stick of bamboo in my bedroom as a weapon. Mostly it is used against Jenny, but it could be used against any other intruders. Today these two really strange guys were returning a tree stand and one of their fly's was unzipped. I didn't have the heart to tell him.