I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion. ~Jack Kerouac

I don't have the internet, any channels on tv besides church, or a bedroom. Life is tough. Here are some things that people have actually said to me in the last couple of weeks:

"Does white ever fade?"
"I wish I would have known that when I parked my car"
"Did he punch you in the face?"
"How does Tim know a drinking game that YOU don't know?" (supposedly I have a drinking problem)
"Were you putting on socks when you got into an accident?"

I finally recieved my new phone and it is in working condition. I am excited. I am going to sit outside in the hammock and drink my orange soda and wait for jenny to get done with work.